Silly Last Minute Anti-Republican Halloween T-Shirt

October 21, 2021 in Protest! and Resist! and Holiday Gear & Important Dates

I Was Going to be a Republican for Halloween Sarcastic T-Shirt

Want to wear something holiday-appropriate this Halloween, and share your political leanings at the same time? This silly mixed font Halloween shirt in white and orange on black fits the bill with its long slogan and spooky graphics.

The slogan, in mixed fonts and alternating orange and white text, reads:

I was going to be a Republican for Halloween but my head wouldn't fit up my ass

The text is accompanied by icons of bats, witch's brooms, and a creepy, bug-eyed jack-o-lantern. Get this shirt quick for the spooky holiday coming up on October 31! This is a timeless progressive, anti-Republican design for democrats to wear year after year!

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