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ImpeachMint Anti-Trump Mints & Tea Gag Gifts

Trump's impeachment proceedings were initiated in December, 2019. To the dismay of sane individuals worldwide, he was acquitted on February 5, 2020. That doesn't change the fact that he was the 3rd President to be impeached, following Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton. 

Let's gloat in that fact and hope for  another. Share these funny novelty Impeachment-themed flavored novelties.

Trump ImpeachMints Small Mint Tin

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Get your hands on this funny little novelty mint tin full of "ImpeachMints". The tin has a cartoon image of the Orange Buffoon holding a burning U.S. Constitution in front of a burning White House. He also carries a bag of money and walks by a political sign that reads "Absolute Worst President Ever" in all capital letters. Inside the tin, find peach-flavored mints.

Pucker Up: Impeachmint Lip Balm

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This is a tube of peppermint-flavored lip balm. The 15oz tube of genuine lip balm has a red label that reads "Absolute Worst President Ever" on the back in all captial letters. This makes a great gag gift idea.

ImPeachMint Tea 2020 -The Mueller Blend Organic Peach Rooibos Tea (20pk)

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Keep hydrated with this peach-flavored tea. The Impeachment Tea is an organic peach rooibos blend. With this purchase you'll get 20 bags of tea; also available in 100-packs.

Bonus: National EmbarrassMints Mint Tin

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Here's another funny novelty mint tin. This time the National EmbarrassMints are peppermint flavored and come in a tin that includes an unflattering image of the Orange Douchebag saying "They're Yuge". 

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Rolls and Rolls of Donald Trump Toilet Paper

Ahh, you know we'd have to feature the obligatory anti-presidential product. But I'm not sure how close I'd want a repeating image of the Raging Cheeto to get to my body.

These are marketed as gag gifts, and if photos of Cinnamon Hitler in glorious black and white, repeating over and over, make you gag, then they live up to the name.

1 Pursed Lips President Trump Toilet Paper

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Pucker up and wipe down with this repeating pattern of Trump doing his butthole-mouth version of duck lips.

2 Fancy Gift Box Czar Trump Toilet Paper

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When you want your novelty toilet paper gag gift to make an impression, give one in a fancy gift box. Flush for Trump!

3 Awesome President Trump Expression Toilet Paper

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He's biting his lip! He's point upwards in a menacing way! He's grimacing! This image of Drumpf was used a lot in negative campaign ads. Not that it did any good. Now you can wipe your butt with it, over and over!

4 Extra Fancy Multi-Print Trump Quote T.P.

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Whoa, this roll of novelty toilet paper pulls out all the stops! It uses four different images and has quotes of wisdom from the Zen Master of Hate. And it comes in a fancy gift box.

5 Unsettling Vacant Smile Trump Toilet Paper

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This is the creepiest of the bunch, and that's saying a lot about this collection of toilet paper rolls featuring our Pussy-Grabber-In-Chief. At least this one ensures there'll be no loitering in your powder room. Yikes.

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