Trump Face Dog Poop Bags: Daily Protest Idea
If you have been searching for a way to combine your daily civic frustrations with your morning dog walking routine, look no further than this absolute masterpiece of practical satire with these orange anti-Trump dog poop bags. These are not just any ordinary waste disposal accessories. The ultimate shitbag president gets the tribute he deserves with this set of 60 poo bags.Here is a product that finally allows you to properly contextualize the mess your golden retriever leaves on the sidewalk. It is truly the perfect metaphor for the political landscape we have been forced to navigate over the last several years.
Each orange bag features a hauntingly accurate caricature of the orange menace, in accurate color, complete with heavy eyelids and that signature smug expression. But the true genius is revealed only after you have completed your unpleasant chore. When you tie off the top of the yellow plastic, the excess material perfectly mimics his "hair". It is a stunning visual gag that will bring a genuine smile to your face even while you are holding a warm bag of literal dog feces.
Walking your dog is an unavoidable chore, but picking up after them does not have to be completely devoid of joy. Grab a roll of these for your next trip to the dog park and enjoy the subtle nods of solidarity from your fellow progressive neighbors as you drop this unmistakable orange visage into the nearest municipal trash can.
