This is a great gag gift for those of us who don't like Donald Trump, our *gag* president. It's a figure of the Orange Slug himself, down on all fours and taking your pen (or whatever) in the rear.
Drumpf is wearing his iconic Make America Great Again red trucker hat and has the usual vacant open-mouthed gape that Alec Baldwin has perfected. He's wearing a red tie, undoubtedly ridiculously long though unseen under his buttoned jacket. And behind, his pants are down and the figure has a perfect little round hole (just like his actual mouth) to hold your favorite pen or pencil.
Other things you might like to store in Agent Orange's penhole might include Tootsie Rolls, brown markers, or screwdrivers. This monstrosity also functions as a paperweight, perfect for keeping your receipts and documents together during the flurry of tax season. A card holder is attached to the base.