Rolls and Rolls of Donald Trump Toilet Paper

Ahh, you know we'd have to feature the obligatory anti-presidential product. But I'm not sure how close I'd want a repeating image of the Raging Cheeto to get to my body.

These are marketed as gag gifts, and if photos of Cinnamon Hitler in glorious black and white, repeating over and over, make you gag, then they live up to the name.

1 Pursed Lips President Trump Toilet Paper

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Pucker up and wipe down with this repeating pattern of Trump doing his butthole-mouth version of duck lips.

2 3-pack Trump TP Gift Box

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When you want your novelty toilet paper gag gift to make an impression, give a set in a gift box. Flush for Trump!

3 Awesome President Trump Expression Toilet Paper

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He's biting his lip! He's point upwards in a menacing way! He's grimacing! This image of Drumpf was used a lot in negative campaign ads. Not that it did any good. Now you can wipe your butt with it, over and over!

4 Extra Fancy Multi-Print Trump Quote T.P.

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Whoa, this roll of novelty toilet paper pulls out all the stops! It uses four different images and has quotes of wisdom from the Zen Master of Hate. And it comes in a fancy gift box.

5 Unsettling Vacant Smile Trump Toilet Paper

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This is the creepiest of the bunch, and that's saying a lot about this collection of toilet paper rolls featuring our Pussy-Grabber-In-Chief. At least this one ensures there'll be no loitering in your powder room. Yikes.

Anti-Trump MAGA Spoof Red Baseball Caps

Both Trump supporters and your anti-Trump friends and family will do a double-take when they see you wearing a red hat with white text like the ones featured here. But look again, the text doesn't say what you think it might. These funny spoof anti-Trump hats are great for making halfwit MAGA racists fume.

Anti-Trump Hate It When I Wake Up President Mug

Here's a great coffee mug to add to your collection. Everyone needs a political mug, and Trump sure has inspired some great ones. This one has a pretty straightforward message: "I hate when I wake up in the morning and Donald Trump is President." It's going to...

Let's 86 45 2020! Vote! Fun Numbers-Only Political Shirt

Election Day is November 3, 2020.  Today there are 73 days to the election. Some states allow early voting up to 46 days before election day, and (early) mail-in voting is an option for many voters as well. Do you have a plan to...

Funny Consumer Rating Anti-Trump Yard Sign

What kind of rating would you give Trump? This is a funny anti-Trump yard sign indicating a poor review: just a half star with the subtitle "Based on 328 Million Reviews" with the added note in all capital letters: "Very Bad Not Recommended". I think a half...