Rolls and Rolls of Donald Trump Toilet Paper

Ahh, you know we'd have to feature the obligatory anti-presidential product. But I'm not sure how close I'd want a repeating image of the Raging Cheeto to get to my body.

These are marketed as gag gifts, and if photos of Cinnamon Hitler in glorious black and white, repeating over and over, make you gag, then they live up to the name.

1 Pursed Lips President Trump Toilet Paper

Found on Amazon

Pucker up and wipe down with this repeating pattern of Trump doing his butthole-mouth version of duck lips.

2 3-pack Trump TP Gift Box

Found on Amazon

When you want your novelty toilet paper gag gift to make an impression, give a set in a gift box. Flush for Trump!

3 Awesome President Trump Expression Toilet Paper

Found on Amazon

He's biting his lip! He's point upwards in a menacing way! He's grimacing! This image of Drumpf was used a lot in negative campaign ads. Not that it did any good. Now you can wipe your butt with it, over and over!

4 Extra Fancy Multi-Print Trump Quote T.P.

Found on Amazon

Whoa, this roll of novelty toilet paper pulls out all the stops! It uses four different images and has quotes of wisdom from the Zen Master of Hate. And it comes in a fancy gift box.

5 Unsettling Vacant Smile Trump Toilet Paper

Found on Amazon

This is the creepiest of the bunch, and that's saying a lot about this collection of toilet paper rolls featuring our Pussy-Grabber-In-Chief. At least this one ensures there'll be no loitering in your powder room. Yikes.

Funny Consumer Rating Anti-Trump Yard Sign

What kind of rating would you give Trump? This is a funny anti-Trump yard sign indicating a poor review: just a half star with the subtitle "Based on 328 Million Reviews" with the added note in all capital letters: "Very Bad Not Recommended". I think a half...

Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect & Admiration Paperback

This is a great gift to 1. enrage your Democrat friends briefly before 2. making them laugh uncontrolably. You guessed it -- this book is full of blank pages. After the laughter has died down, this funny "pro-Trump" book is perfect for regifting to folks...

2020 Donald Trump Countdown Calendar

How are we going to get through this last year of the Orange Scumball ruining our country? A little bit of humor might help through the gloom and doom of President Tangerine. Here's a countdown desk calendar to help get us through. Find daily affirmation...

Trump Baby Inflatables & Other Anti-Trump Fun Stuff

In July 2018 the famous giant Trump baby balloon made its debut over Parliament Square in London, during an official visit by the big baby himself. Since then the balloon has flown in other locations as a sign of protest, and countless copies have been made. You can...