Rolls and Rolls of Donald Trump Toilet Paper

September 5, 2023 in Anti-Trump

Unfortunately we're still talking about this asshole. Speaking of assholes, here's a collection of the traditional, obligatory anti-presidential product featuring the orange menace.

Although I'm not sure how close I'd want a repeating image of the raging cheeto to get to my body.

These are marketed as gag gifts, and if photos of cinnamon Hitler repeating over and over make you gag, then they live up to the name.

Trump Political Toilet Paper Roll by Gagster - 3 Ply Funny Novelty Gag TP with Full-Color Image - 200 Sheets Per Roll - Prank Gift for Adults - Printed on Every Sheet - Make Your Butt Laugh

1 Pursed Lips Trump Toilet Paper

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Pucker up and wipe down with this repeating pattern of Trump doing his butthole-mouth version of duck lips.

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Gagster Donald Trump Toilet Paper - 3 Ply Funny Novelty Gag, 200 Sheets, Prank Gift Pack (2 Rolls Trump Images, 1 Roll Funniest Tweets) 3-pack

2 3-pack Trump TP Gift Box

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When you want your novelty toilet paper gag gift to make an impression, give a set in a gift box. Flush for Trump!

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LEMONSODA Funny Toilet Paper (Trump Sucks)

3 Smirking Trump Expression Toilet Paper

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Here Drumpf has a sickening smarmy smirk on his "face". Now you can wipe your butt with it, over and over!

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Fairly Odd Novelties Donald Trump Bowl Brush w Base 3 Pack Toilet Paper Set White Elephant Novelty Gag Gift Make Bathrooms Again, Yellow (FON-10342)

4 Dump Trump Toilet Gift Set with TP & Brush

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Whoa, this novelty toilet gift set pulls out all the stops! The set includes three rolls of yucky printed paper, and a toilet brush that cleverly uses the brush head as Trump's "hair". This would be a great housewarming gift for progressive pals.

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Gagster Donald Trump Toilet Paper Roll - 3 Ply Funny Novelty Bathroom Tissue Gag - 200 Sheets Per Roll - Joke Gifts - Prank Gift for Adults Black and White Printed Sheets - Make Your Butt Laugh

5 Unsettling Vacant Smile Trump Toilet Paper

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This is the creepiest of the bunch, and that's saying a lot about this collection of toilet paper rolls featuring our Pussy-Grabber-In-Chief. At least this one ensures there'll be no loitering in your powder room. Yikes.

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Lock Him Up? Get the Prison Suit Trump Action Figure Now!

October 14, 2024 in Anti-Trump

Whether you’re a collector of political memorabilia or just looking for a quirky gift for a politically savvy friend, this Prison Suit Trump Action Figure is a must-have addition to your collection. Standing tall in a bright orange jumpsuit, this satirical figurine captures the convicted felon and...

100 Reasons Why Donald Trump Is A Great President Paperback

May 7, 2020 in Anti-Trump

This is a great gift to 1. enrage your Democrat friends briefly before 2. making them laugh uncontrolably. You guessed it -- this book is full of blank pages. After the laughter has died down, this funny "pro-Trump" book is perfect for regifting to folks from all...

Get Fired Up: Watch The Lincoln Project's Unique Video Ads

August 25, 2020 in Anti-Trump

Do you know about The Lincoln Project? It's a Political Action Committee (PAC) that was formed by former (and some current) Republican party members. Their main goal is to prevent the re-election of Trump and his congressional supporters. The group is named after Abraham Lincoln, our 16th president, and, as everyone knows, a Republican.

Coloring Through the Chaos: A Satirical Take on Trump’s Most Absurd Quotes

March 3, 2025 in Anti-Trump

In a world where politics often feels overwhelming, sometimes the best way to cope is with humor—and a box of colored pencils. The 25 Dumbest Things Donald Trump Ever Said coloring book offers a lighthearted, satirical take on some of the...