Rolls and Rolls of Donald Trump Toilet Paper

September 5, 2023 in Anti-Trump

Unfortunately we're still talking about this asshole. Speaking of assholes, here's a collection of the traditional, obligatory anti-presidential product featuring the orange menace.

Although I'm not sure how close I'd want a repeating image of the raging cheeto to get to my body.

These are marketed as gag gifts, and if photos of cinnamon Hitler repeating over and over make you gag, then they live up to the name.

Trump Political Toilet Paper Roll by Gagster - 3 Ply Funny Novelty Gag TP with Full-Color Image - 200 Sheets Per Roll - Prank Gift for Adults - Printed on Every Sheet - Make Your Butt Laugh

1 Pursed Lips Trump Toilet Paper

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Pucker up and wipe down with this repeating pattern of Trump doing his butthole-mouth version of duck lips.

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Gagster Donald Trump Toilet Paper - 3 Ply Funny Novelty Gag, 200 Sheets, Prank Gift Pack (2 Rolls Trump Images, 1 Roll Funniest Tweets) 3-pack

2 3-pack Trump TP Gift Box

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When you want your novelty toilet paper gag gift to make an impression, give a set in a gift box. Flush for Trump!

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LEMONSODA Funny Toilet Paper (Trump Sucks)

3 Smirking Trump Expression Toilet Paper

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Here Drumpf has a sickening smarmy smirk on his "face". Now you can wipe your butt with it, over and over!

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Fairly Odd Novelties Donald Trump Bowl Brush w Base 3 Pack Toilet Paper Set White Elephant Novelty Gag Gift Make Bathrooms Again, Yellow (FON-10342)

4 Dump Trump Toilet Gift Set with TP & Brush

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Whoa, this novelty toilet gift set pulls out all the stops! The set includes three rolls of yucky printed paper, and a toilet brush that cleverly uses the brush head as Trump's "hair". This would be a great housewarming gift for progressive pals.

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Gagster Donald Trump Toilet Paper Roll - 3 Ply Funny Novelty Bathroom Tissue Gag - 200 Sheets Per Roll - Joke Gifts - Prank Gift for Adults Black and White Printed Sheets - Make Your Butt Laugh

5 Unsettling Vacant Smile Trump Toilet Paper

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This is the creepiest of the bunch, and that's saying a lot about this collection of toilet paper rolls featuring our Pussy-Grabber-In-Chief. At least this one ensures there'll be no loitering in your powder room. Yikes.

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Trump Baby Balloon Spoof Swag for Anti-Trump Protesting

December 11, 2023 in Anti-Trump

Today is 5 weeks before the first presidential primary of 2024 (Iowa's caucus on January 15th). Can you believe that Trump is still even an option, let alone leading is some polls? It's like an unending national nightmare. So we will continue to share anti-Trump gear for the...

Anti-Trump Hate It When I Wake Up President Mug

May 28, 2017 in Anti-Trump

Here's a great coffee mug to add to your collection. Everyone needs a political mug, and Trump sure has inspired some great ones. This one has a pretty straightforward message: "I hate when I wake up in the morning and Donald Trump is President." It's going to...

100 Reasons Why Donald Trump Is A Great President Paperback

May 7, 2020 in Anti-Trump

This is a great gift to 1. enrage your Democrat friends briefly before 2. making them laugh uncontrolably. You guessed it -- this book is full of blank pages. After the laughter has died down, this funny "pro-Trump" book is perfect for regifting to folks from all...

ImpeachMint Anti-Trump Mints & Tea Gag Gifts

June 10, 2020 in Anti-Trump

Trump's impeachment proceedings were initiated in December, 2019. To the dismay of sane individuals worldwide, he was acquitted on February 5, 2020. That doesn't change the fact that he was the 3rd President to be impeached, following Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton. Let's gloat in that fact and hope...