Ahh, you know we'd have to feature the obligatory anti-presidential product. But I'm not sure how close I'd want a repeating image of the Raging Cheeto to get to my body.
These are marketed as gag gifts, and if photos of Cinnamon Hitler in glorious black and white, repeating over and over, make you gag, then they live up to the name.
Pucker up and wipe down with this repeating pattern of Trump doing his butthole-mouth version of duck lips.
When you want your novelty toilet paper gag gift to make an impression, give a set in a gift box. Flush for Trump!
He's biting his lip! He's point upwards in a menacing way! He's grimacing! This image of Drumpf was used a lot in negative campaign ads. Not that it did any good. Now you can wipe your butt with it, over and over!
Whoa, this roll of novelty toilet paper pulls out all the stops! It uses four different images and has quotes of wisdom from the Zen Master of Hate. And it comes in a fancy gift box.
This is the creepiest of the bunch, and that's saying a lot about this collection of toilet paper rolls featuring our Pussy-Grabber-In-Chief. At least this one ensures there'll be no loitering in your powder room. Yikes.
How are we going to get through this last year of the Orange Scumball ruining our country? A little bit of humor might help through the gloom and doom of President Tangerine. Here's a countdown desk calendar to help get us through. Find daily affirmation...
Both Trump supporters and your anti-Trump friends and family will do a double-take when they see you wearing a red hat with white text like the ones featured here. But look again, the text doesn't say what you think it might. These funny spoof anti-Trump hats are great for making halfwit MAGA racists fume.
This is a great gift to 1. enrage your Democrat friends briefly before 2. making them laugh uncontrolably. You guessed it -- this book is full of blank pages. After the laughter has died down, this funny "pro-Trump" book is perfect for regifting to folks...
Trump's impeachment proceedings were initiated in December, 2019. To the dismay of sane individuals worldwide, he was acquitted on February 5, 2020. That doesn't change the fact that he was the 3rd President to be impeached, following Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton. Let's gloat in that fact and hope...
