Rolls and Rolls of Donald Trump Toilet Paper

September 5, 2023 in Anti-Trump

Unfortunately we're still talking about this asshole. Speaking of assholes, here's a collection of the traditional, obligatory anti-presidential product featuring the orange menace.

Although I'm not sure how close I'd want a repeating image of the raging cheeto to get to my body.

These are marketed as gag gifts, and if photos of cinnamon Hitler repeating over and over make you gag, then they live up to the name.

Trump Political Toilet Paper Roll by Gagster - 3 Ply Funny Novelty Gag TP with Full-Color Image - 200 Sheets Per Roll - Prank Gift for Adults - Printed on Every Sheet - Make Your Butt Laugh

1 Pursed Lips Trump Toilet Paper

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Pucker up and wipe down with this repeating pattern of Trump doing his butthole-mouth version of duck lips.

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Gagster Donald Trump Toilet Paper Roll - 3 Ply Funny Novelty Gag, 200 Sheets Per Roll, Prank Gift for Adults, Presidential Pack (2 rolls with trump images, 1 roll with trumps funniest tweets) 3-pack

2 3-pack Trump TP Gift Box

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When you want your novelty toilet paper gag gift to make an impression, give a set in a gift box. Flush for Trump!

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3 Smirking Trump Expression Toilet Paper

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Here Drumpf has a sickening smarmy smirk on his "face". Now you can wipe your butt with it, over and over!

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Fairly Odd Novelties Donald Trump Bowl Brush w Base 3 Pack Toilet Paper Set White Elephant Novelty Gag Gift Make Bathrooms Again, Yellow (FON-10342)

4 Dump Trump Toilet Gift Set with TP & Brush

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Whoa, this novelty toilet gift set pulls out all the stops! The set includes three rolls of yucky printed paper, and a toilet brush that cleverly uses the brush head as Trump's "hair". This would be a great housewarming gift for progressive pals.

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Gagster Donald Trump Toilet Paper Roll - 3 Ply Funny Novelty Bathroom Tissue Gag - 200 Sheets Per Roll - Joke Gifts - Prank Gift for Adults Black and White Printed Sheets - Make Your Butt Laugh

5 Unsettling Vacant Smile Trump Toilet Paper

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This is the creepiest of the bunch, and that's saying a lot about this collection of toilet paper rolls featuring our Pussy-Grabber-In-Chief. At least this one ensures there'll be no loitering in your powder room. Yikes.

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Funny Ketchup Anti-Trump Embroidered Baseball Cap

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ImpeachMint Anti-Trump Mints & Tea Gag Gifts

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