Trump Baby Inflatables & Other Anti-Trump Fun Stuff

In July 2018 the famous giant Trump baby balloon made its debut over Parliament Square in London, during an official visit by the big baby himself. Since then the balloon has flown in other locations as a sign of protest, and countless copies have been made. You can have your very own Trump baby balloon in various sizes and forms to share your own protest.

The Trump Baby balloon has a cell phone in one hand, wears a diaper, and has a disgusting orange flesh tone (except around the eyes). The look on the balloon's face is instantly recognizable, as well as gag-worthy.

1 30" Trump Baby Inflatable Balloon

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This Mylar balloon is a pretty good likeness to the "real thing". The balloon measures about 30" tall, easy to see from a distance and make an impression.

2 Trump Baby Stress Ball

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Squish the orange sh*t out of this Trump Baby stress ball to help relieve some of the pressure of living in Trump's America. It's also great to throw against the wall.

3 Trump Baby Magnetic Bottle Opener

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Stick a bottle in this one's mouth, that's all it's good for. This bottle opener is a magnet so you can keep it on your fridge or microwave for easy access.

4 Handmade Wooden Trump Baby Lapel Pin

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This is a handcrafted unique lapel pin in the shape and style of the Trump Baby balloon. The pin measures about 2" tall and stays secure with a butterfly clasp.

5 Vinyl Trump Baby Sticker

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Put this great likeness of the orange turd on your laptop, phone, car, wall, or other smooth surface. Pick from three different sizes of removable, fade-resistant vinyl sticker.

6 Giant Inflatable Baby Trump Yard Display

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While this one isn't a great likeness of the original Trump Baby balloon, it's evidently clear what this is supposed to be and who it is mocking. The blow-up display inflatable comes with its own fan, as well as tie-downs and bulbs to light up at night.

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